Engraved “I Regret To Inform You, Your Childhood Has Officially Expired

Like that meal deal sandwich that’s been left in your work’s fridge for months, your girlfriend has officially reached her expiry date (of her childhood, of course)! The perfect 18th or 21st birthday gift for boyfriend, remind him that he can no longer get away with the things he did as a kid, but you still love his ancient face that has been ravaged by the sands of time. This funny birthday present also makes a great 30th birthday gift for friends, even though, like a bottle of milk that’s been left out in the sun too long, they’re a shadow of their former self, no longer recognisable from the fresh faced person they once were. Whether a gift for your son or daughter, this humorous birthday gift is sure to get a laugh from them on their birthday (after they’ve stopped crying, anyway)! – Unique birthday gift for him or her Engraved with I regret to inform you your childhood has officially expired with an expiry date stamp style illustration Slate & Wood Coaster: 10cm Diameter Glass Coaster: 10x10cm Hip Flask made from: stainless steel with a hinged captive lid. Hip Flask capacity: 6oz Hip Flask dimensions: 9.5cm x 11cm x 2cm (approx) Wine box made from: wood with metal clasp & hinges. Wine box external dimensions (approx) – 11(width) x 35(height) x 10(depth) cm Wine box internal dimensions (approx) – 9.5(width) x 33(height) x 9.5(depth) cm Box made from pine wood with metal hinges & clasp dimensions: 28cm x 21cm x 13.5cm Engraved I Regret To Inform You, Your Childhood Has Officially Expired